Discover Your Cosmic Destiny
The ancient art of Asshology reveals what the universe has in store for wandering souls. Enter your date of birth and unlock the mysteries of the Hobo Zodiac.
Reveal Your Sign
Today's Fortune
The 12 Signs of the Hobo Zodiac
Daily Horoscopes
Get your daily fortune based on your hobo sign. Weather predictions for under bridges, dumpster diving luck, and rail schedule alignments.
Compatibility
Find out which signs make the best fire barrel partners. Will your Vagitarius find love with a Crapricorn?
Tarot of the Transient
Coming soon: Draw cards from our mystical deck featuring The Shopping Cart, The Fire Barrel, and The Cop.
Integrate Asshology
Add cosmic wisdom to your application with our API.
// Include the Asshology API
<script src="https://asshology.vagibond.com/asshology-core.js"></script>
// Get sign from date of birth
const sign = Asshology.getSign('1985-03-25');
// { id: 'scaries', symbol: '♈', name: 'Scaries', ... }
// Get today's fortune
const fortune = Asshology.getDailyFortune('vagitarius');
// Check compatibility
const match = Asshology.getCompatibility('scaries', 'tourass');